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You've got me. What for our question? Who got hurt doing what?

Olvichola speaking of lame sparklers. I used to make the sparkler bombs when I was in high school.

I learned the hard way that the middle sparkler fuse needs to be bent over 90 degrees before

lighting it so the sparks don't drop to the top of all the others and ignite it all instantly.

So by fraying out less than three feet away before it went off and he got sand blasted from

the sandbox that we placed at him. He was picking sand out of his skin for weeks.

PSA those metal sparkler rods become projectiles. Oh pulled out one out of the side of my house

ones which easily could have been in me or my friend. So I'm making those a long time ago.

Keep on rocking guys. That from Bdub. Move on to the birthdays.

Let's see here. Westman. Happy birthday to you. My love. You'll always be my hunk and I wish

you a fantastical year. Love Brit. Mike, could you do the random pick-sounding thing? Oh sure.

Oh yeah. Pick one. Random. She wants a D and she's going to get one.

I think order has been to stir. Bitches want to wish my.

Why don't wish my husband there in a very happy 34th birthday since he's very mature. Could you

play him a couple of your best fartsounds? Then maybe have coach Ted Tom to stop doing terrible

things to his fingers at work. Wear your damn gloves. That from the lovely Jeanette.

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