Seg 2: Vacation Stories Pt.2
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 August 2023
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Mens room Question: What did you not expect to happen while on vacation?
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Mike Hawk. Want more Men's Room content? Follow the Men's Room page of the Odyssey app and check out my live stream. A moment with Mike Hawk and nothing in particular would steal the thrill hill, going live Thursdays and Fridays at 1 exclusively on the Men's Room page of the Odyssey app. |
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| 1:13.0 | I saw my Adidas has nothing to do with them sucking. They don't. There's a reason they're in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They're a great band. Bad choice means we just don't typically play these songs on a regular basis to see. So come down. This is for the kids. Run DMC, my Adidas taking on KC in a sunshine band. |
| 1:38.0 | I love this song. KC in a sunshine band. That's not a bad choice here. Can't lose today on bad choice Friday. Either in the kids. If you donate now for the folks in Mary's place at Kisw.com. |
| 1:51.0 | Vote now if you follow us on Twitter, men's room live. One of those two tunes coming up right after we drink and toast with a shot of the day. Couple from Buzzfeed and the worst thing to happen to you on vacation. Guys, I got detained at a border crossing and then quarantined in a bowling hospital in Tanzania. Jesus on suspicion of having Ebola. Spoiler alert. I did not. |
| 2:12.0 | Coming back from Greece. I started to get sick on the plane. Barely made it off in my leg over in Germany. Before I started to throw up somewhere in the airport. I also noticed my makeup bag was gone out of my carry on. I had my luggage key in it. I struggled to the hotel where I experienced a violent 12 hour stomach flu. I still could not get into my luggage, but I did not honestly care because I wanted to die next day. I headed back to the airport in my only clean clothes, which were my pajamas makeup free. |
| 2:42.0 | I was getting exactly like I'd been throwing my guts up. The insecurity picked my luggage to search, which I still could not open. So I had to check it for ridiculous additional price. I made it home in my pajamas, looking like hell to find that my luggage did not arrive with me and my car would not start zero stars. |
| 2:59.0 | What, what did you not expect to have it on vacation? 206 803 ride. Hello, TK. Welcome to the bedroom. |
| 3:06.0 | I went to a quiet for my nieces wedding in 2017. It was so much happened, you wouldn't believe I even got there and came home. |
| 3:21.0 | The week before I was supposed to go, I was about a month before the wedding made me and my fiance had a bad breakup. |
| 3:30.0 | So I know it was her. She lost the rock to the window on my car at the back. That's part A. So my car, I left it at the airport inside. I didn't want to take it to the satellite parking or what I had it broken to. |
| 3:45.0 | And so anyway, I get there. No, excuse me, I went shopping too and the day before I lost my wallet at the mall and canceled all my cars and everything. Now I got no money. |
| 4:03.0 | And so everybody kind of pitched in and loaned me some money to spend while I got there because I shut off all my credit cards and everything. |
| 4:14.0 | And then the day before the wedding, we're all sitting around here because at the pool, you know, having fun and drinking or whatnot, you know, being my statues and my brother and I went to get some more beer. We come back. |
| 4:28.0 | And one of my sisters, her boyfriend who she brought to you was, he was attacking my one sister in the pool, attacking her. |
| 4:37.0 | And she's a runner and, you know, she's spluttering and yelling, get off me, get off me. So we went after him, hauled him out of the pool, shoving him around, getting ready to throw down with the guy. |
| 4:49.0 | And then here comes the big local voice from the hotel security. And they're hauling us into the office and then pretty soon the cops show up and we're, you know, like begging, no, no, it's how to go, you know, just would have gone to jail and not even seen the wedding. |
| 5:07.0 | And yeah, the only way out after completing my sister and everybody to me, hey, this guy's doing this, let these guys go. |
| 5:17.0 | They're just trying to help out and everything. Finally, we, you know, they didn't take us to jail or anything like that. |
| 5:27.0 | What about the guy who was attacking your sister? |
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