Seg 2: Unwanted Stories Pt.2
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 30 August 2023
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Mens Room Question: What was the unwanted nuisance that you didn't want to deal with?
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Mike Hawk. Want more Men's Room content? Follow the Men's Room page of the Odyssey app and check out my live stream, a moment with Mike Hawk, and nothing in particular was Steve the Phil Hill, going live Thursdays and Fridays at 1 exclusively on the Men's Room page of the Odyssey app. |
| 0:17.0 | 99.9 KISW, we returned to the Men's Room with Miles and Strill. |
| 0:25.0 | Our question, what was the unwanted nuisance that you had a deal with? 206 803 Rock? Hello, Carrie. Welcome to the Men's Room. |
| 0:36.0 | Well, so my parents decided to go to Hawaii and take my niece, who was about 12. I was in my early 20s, and they left me at home to house it and watch. They had two rockwilers. |
| 0:48.0 | Why do they take the niece, but leave you? You know, I still wonder that question. I think because somebody had to take care of our business in the house and. |
| 1:00.0 | Also, I had to watch the dogs. Right. You can find a certain watch. I mean, I don't know. You can take my cousin. You can take my cousin, but you're taking my eyes with you. |
| 1:12.0 | Well, they were kind of raising her for a couple of years. So, yeah. So, anyway, they wanted to go out at night. There was a fence yard, so I let them out. |
| 1:24.0 | When it came time to let them in, it wasn't really lit by that door. So, I went to lit them in and I could see something white. I thought, oh, no, they grabbed a bunny or something. |
| 1:33.0 | So, I went and got a flashlight. And as I lit them up from the outside, they, I saw their faces where the white was porcupine quills. |
| 1:44.0 | They had gotten into a porcupine and literally like their entire faces, their cheeks, they were through their tongues, and I'm at home by myself. |
| 1:54.0 | And I had just gotten that brand new Ford Mustang. And so, I had to pile these two giant rotwellers into my car and drive them to the emergency vet. |
| 2:06.0 | Were they screaming and paying the dogs? No, they really weren't. I could tell obviously they weren't paying that they were panting a lot, but Mustang aren't very big. So, I had these two rotwellers behind me, you know, panting with all of these things in their face. |
| 2:21.0 | And I'm trying to lean forward as much as possible and drive. And so, they get into the vet and they have to knock them out completely. And they just start pulling these quills out. And they're like a fish hook where there's a prong. |
| 2:34.0 | So, it's like one way and it was gross, but they knocked them out. So, then I had to put them back into my Mustang completely unconscious. |
| 2:44.0 | Get them back to the house, had to get a blanket, put them on the blanket and drag them back into the house. |
| 2:51.0 | Then you don't wonder the time or both of the same one at a time. Oh, one at a time. The big, the big boy was like, gosh, 130, maybe. |
| 2:59.0 | Jesus. You know, rot is a big, but yeah, and they were completely out. So, they, it was like dragging a body. |
| 3:07.0 | I'm sure your neighbors thought you'd murdered someone. Yeah. |
| 3:10.0 | Yeah. What about the, what about the porgy pines? Did they stick around or did you ever see them again? |
| 3:15.0 | I didn't see it. What was fun here, though, is by the time I got out of the vet, it was breakfast time, like real early. |
| 3:21.0 | So, I can't remember. I went through some drive through. And the person that the drive through was looking at me because I had these two rot wilders in this tiny car, |
| 3:28.0 | but they were obviously completely unconscious and they were looking at me like, what's going on here? |
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