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All right, a chimpanzee, a spider monkey, an elephant, a tree shrew, a fruit fly, a moose, and an oriole to hornet all walk into a bar.

That is not the setup to a joke.

That is actually the glorious vision I have for our future.

After scientists revealed that humans are not the only to a joke. That is actually the glorious vision I have for our future after scientists revealed that humans are not the only creatures that enjoy getting their drink on. A new study

reveals that a diverse group of animals consume alcohol. Turns out that fermented nectar, sap, and fruit

attracts, let's just say, the drunks of the natural world. Hence, chips, uh, chimps, spider monkeys, elephants, tree shoes, fruit flies, boos, and

Oriona Hornets could all be your new drinking buddies.

Word of advice.

Make the Hornet your designated drivers.

Apparently, they can drink an unlimited amount of booze with no ill effects.

The only animal they found that can just absolutely

slay alcohol without getting drunk. Now the same cannot be said for an unnamed British tourist

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