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And away we go. Welcome to season 18 episode number 3,921.

Along with Steve the Throw Hill, D. Ted Smith, and my cock.

But today, once again, we play big dummy. Dead to meet up with Thanos has the weirdest things

that customers have requested at restaurants. We will play profile this, plus headlines

Men's Room shot of the day, funable listener emails, and everyone's favorite TV time with T.

Click, click. Drag, get the drunk. All right, here we go, man, on a bus tries to smuggle three

pythons from Canada in his pants. Hey, uncle, your beard looks great, but not as good as my ends.

Carpooled over in Ohio with hair coming out of the trunk. If you buy a handbag smaller than a grain

of sand, you must be drunk. In Virginia, objects in mirror are smaller than...

Oh, there's no mirror. Thought it was all coming on today's very special episode of the Men's Room.

And now, here's the question.

All our bitches, good day to you and yours. All right, today is the day that we play big dummy.

The game show that rewards you for your stunning ignorance. And here's how it works.

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