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Unfortunately, what you're about to hear is real. The members of this radio program are simply not that bright.

Or what some people would call educated. They are merely stupid. They're not trying to offend anyone on purpose.

And all have played doctors on TV. You have been warned and are causally invited to join the party. This is the Men's Room.

Forget it, man, and get with the Countdown. Get with the Countdown and shake this square world and blast off a big spill.

All gathered in secrecy and flying highs and highs.

This is the Men's Room with miles and thrill. You know what they say? Shake your radio more than three times and you're playing with it. You're listening to the Men's Room.

All right, let's go.

And away we go. Welcome to season 18 episode number 3,966. Along with Steve the Thrill Hill.

Three, Ted Smith and Mike Hawk.

Good morning, Men's Room.

Well, Ted, today the return of who sucks less.

We will play profile this plus headlines from Shadow of the Day. Fundful listener emails and everyone's favorite.

TV time with Ted. Click, click. Drag it and drag. All right, here we go. Tennessee Man pulls out an AK-47.

When his little ceasers pizza takes too long to cook. Machine gun machine gun.

They all video catches Miami TSA agents going through bags and all of the things that they took.

Volunteers offer to head to Portugal to help drink the streets. Electronic roadside in Houston suggests taking care of yourself.

Underneath the sheets and a car jacket attempts to flee from police before crashing into their office.

That is all coming on today's very special episode of the Men's Room.

And now here's the question.

Oh, that bitches. Good day to you and yours.

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