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Good day to you and yours.

All right, the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization.

That's an Australian government agency responsible for scientific research and its commercial applications.

Well, they're asking their citizens to download their new app called chart your fart.

That's right. And keep a log of their flatulence over a 72 hour period.

Basically, they want people to note their fart's frequency, the smell, the loudness, the duration, and how long it lingers.

You see, all of this is for a scientific study concerning gut health in Australia.

And while that's both interesting and mildly comical, not everyone needs science to know the effect of their farts.

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