Summary
Today, male virgins inject peptides into their asses, dissociate on Kick, and disavow women. But twenty years ago, they simply took matters into their own hands and developed websites where they could BUY women! The year was 2006, and Brandon Wade, chud of the first order and master of self-written puff pieces, decided enough was enough and developed Seeking Arrangements - a sugar babying website where wealthy older men could meet broke younger women. It’s a site most women have visited at least once, or twice, or three times, in their most destitute college years. One that has all the sexual suggestiveness, intimacy, and transactionality of sex work but with less of the stigma. But, like OnlyFans, Seeking Arrangements has attempted to distance itself from all sexual connotations in recent years, posing instead as a “luxury dating site.” In this episode, Hannah and Maia look back on Seeking Arrangements’ heyday. They discuss the extreme theatre of heterosexual dating dynamics, and ask whether Wade was right that all little girls dream of finding a man with a high paying job, or if the site simply found its popularity alongside crumbling social infrastructure. Tangents include: Hannah’s floaters, the real definition of “aura farming,” and Feeld’s new “goofy Twink” option.
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| 0:00.0 | Hannah, tell me about your floaters. |
| 0:03.8 | Do they float or do they sink like the public wants to know? |
| 0:07.6 | This is not fair. I did not agree to come on air and have my words be framed in this way. |
| 0:14.4 | The floaters, Maria, is referring to, are the ones in my eyes, as in like the little dark specks and spots that move around |
| 0:23.5 | when you look at your eyes. She's never had one before, which is insane to me. I'm so jealous. |
| 0:29.4 | I wish I could see the world through your eyes because apparently they like mostly affect |
| 0:33.5 | people over 50, but my vision is like completely disrupted by the presence of these little |
| 0:41.5 | dots. And I was saying to Maya that I'm scared I've had a retinal tear because I have had a |
| 0:49.1 | bunch of them sort of emerge in the last few days. And so for context, I am recording this with sunglasses on. |
| 0:56.6 | And these particular sunglasses are like weird prescription sunglasses that I bought when I |
| 1:01.0 | was hungover and took an eye exam. You should not get your eyes tested when you're hungover |
| 1:07.3 | because glasses stores are sort of like the whatever circle of hell and you will |
| 1:12.7 | just kind of make crazy decisions to get out of there and these ones make me look a little bit like |
| 1:17.9 | a little maga a little bit maga um i had a bad sleep first thing that i opened my eyes to is a |
| 1:25.1 | what's app call from hannah i open the video chat. And Hannah is just |
| 1:30.6 | like staring stoically into space with these like aviators on her hair. Her hair looks like it's |
| 1:35.8 | kind of wet right now. So it's been a little like crunched. And she's just kind of staring off |
| 1:39.4 | into space. She kind of looks like Kate Hudson. I'll take that over MAGA. It was a very confusing vibe. |
| 1:44.6 | And then she immediately launched into like how she's experiencing floaters, which like we lived together for so many years. And Hannah would take me through all of her like various weekly ailments. But like floaters never once came up. I've also never heard of them for some reason. I feel like I'm living in like a dream for the past few days. And this is really adding to that. Like it's like a never-ending dream nightmare scenario. |
| 2:03.9 | Well, I'm living in like a dream for the past few days, and this is really adding to that. Like, it's like a never-ending dream nightmare scenario. Well, I'm so happy to be the cherry on top of your nightmare week. Me and my floaters. Your floaters. No, I'm sorry you're experiencing that. That is a lot. Although you do look cool with your aviators. I wouldn't say maga necessarily. The sunglasses aren't even actually making the floaters go away, but the floaters themselves have strained my eyes to the point where I don't like looking at a screen. So I don't know. That's kind of you. I feel like I should own a truck. And I kind of feel like I should be like, you don't tell me whether or not I can vaccinate my kids. |
| 2:39.0 | I look like there are only two genders, United States. Pretty good. |
| 2:43.5 | Hannah this morning has schooled me on the concept of floaters. She's also schooled me on the concept of aura farming, which I thought I knew about this and turns out I knew nothing. |
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