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Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

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Cat Cohen, Comedy, Pat Regan, 759267, Arts, Dating, Catherine Cohen, Society & Culture, Sex

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

This week, Cat & Pat answer more letters for help live on stage at The Bell House. They weigh in on Mormon missionary role play, how to decide who should be your Valentine, and more.

Leave Cat & Pat a letter for help (or VM): 917-243-1302.

Seek Treatment is executive produced by Catherine Cohen, Pat Regan, and Allison Bresnick.

This episode is sponsored by:

Noom Mood (noom.com/seektreatment)

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Dame Baptiste from the Dame Baptiste questions everything podcast.
0:03.2	Hello, I'm Howard from the Dame Baptiste questions everything podcast.
0:06.6	The show is brought to you by NHS Blood and Transpline.
0:09.1	NHS needs more blood donors of black heritage to treat patients with sickle cell,
0:12.7	a life threatening illness, most common in people of black heritage.
0:15.6	Yeah, that's good to hear, Dame Strip can be found in communities coming together,
0:19.3	just like a family, find out more, just search Give Blood.
0:49.3	Hello, this is our prom queen for the night, Lola.
1:03.6	Give it up for Lola. Oh my god.
1:07.6	Oh my god, happy vow, happy vow to you and yours.
1:14.8	I was given this penis pop that I was like bringing on stage for all the laughs.
1:18.8	So we'll supply incredible comedy, incredible comedy.
1:24.5	But now I'm in the worst situation you could ever be in holding something.
1:29.8	And there's no way out. I'm full mommy, I brought our sponsored diaper bag.
1:36.8	By the way, me being corporate horror go you can buy this.
1:40.5	Yeah, but not here because we didn't we're lazy and we didn't know how to do that.
1:43.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:44.5	It's easier anyway, it's on the website.
1:46.1	One time a straight guy in Arlington, Virginia told me that you can make a lot of money off of
1:50.3	merch and I was like, cool. Yeah, you can't really make a lot of money doing anything these days.
1:55.7	That straight man. It's cut to a sucking dick on stage.
2:00.5	No, this is such a flaw in modern day society and it has been since actually the 1980s.
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