This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Good grief, is it that time already?

Three minutes after 12 is the time, still reeling from 30P Lee's latest interventions in public life.

But hey-ho, on we go. Mystery Hour is upon us.

Your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction,

not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial.

If you have a question in need of an answer,

a serious question, a scientific question,

a silly question, or a sausage roll-based question,

then you get in touch with the program.

Only via the phone call, only via 034-56060973.

And hopefully, once it's been aired, someone else will ring in with the answer.

And that way, the magic lies. There is also a prize, a magnificent prize. A prize like no other, a prize of purest green, the mystery hour board game, available in an increasing array of reputable shops, but also of course online, but available free to you if you make my favourite contribution of the day.

Full terms and conditions can be found at

LBC.co.com.

And more details about the game

and indeed your best opportunity to buy it

for the person in your life that you love the most

can be found at mystery hour.com.com.

There is actually a link on my bio,

on my Twitter profile. And my Twitter profile also provides

you with some of the clips that we've been playing on the program today, including that

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