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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Seedless Beef & Things We Miss From Our Childhood - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Comedy, Improv

4.97.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Time for the spitwads to weigh in. It is Jason/Andy vs. Mike in a heated debate on selflessness with selfish motivation. We also discuss things like when to throw away a pair of underwear, stealing food, and trying to figure out someone’s name you’ve forgotten. We close it down with a draft of things we miss from our childhood. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

Transcript

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0:00.0

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

0:15.9

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

0:21.8

Rad-a-da-tat-tat-tat-tap-tab-bbing, bing-bing-bid-boop-boop. Bitmuller's podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Arata, tap, tat,

0:22.7

tat, da, bing, bing, bing, bid, boop, boop.

0:26.9

This scat brought to you

0:34.7

by the Atari 2,600.

0:38.5

Oh, man.

0:42.2

There are, I don't know.

0:44.6

I don't know what to say about that scat other than it.

0:47.6

I don't think you need to, man.

0:49.0

Yeah, it came from nothingness, you know?

0:52.7

And there's something original about nothingness.

0:56.1

Like it has to, when we do the scat, it has to come out.

0:59.5

Like you have to say something.

1:01.6

Yeah.

1:01.9

I mean, look, when a great artist sits down at a blank canvas, it comes from nowhere.

1:07.2

Yeah.

1:07.9

Yeah, I agree.

1:09.3

And just like that work of art, those great artists.

1:12.5

That SCAT just stands on its own.

1:14.6

Yeah, right.

1:15.1

You just take it in.

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