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The Commercial Break

See You At The Martin's!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

TCB receives a lot of texts and emails containing wild stories and asking for advice on strange circumstances. But listener Nate takes the cake with his sordid tale of sex, drugs and family ties! The center of the action was at his high school homecoming party at the Martin's House and we ALL wish we had been invited. Bryan hates unpacking the wires Krissy takes a flight and does some strange drinking Nate writes in to ask for advice A story of love, romance and family sex is told Bryan and Krissy try to wrap their heads around Nate's life LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube Take a Listen to The Jordan Harbinger show! Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo New Episodes on Monday, Wednesday and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO | (1-661-237-8296) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I love you, and I miss you.

0:02.5

Ooh.

0:03.4

Ooh.

0:08.1

On this episode of The Commercial Break,

0:11.5

one Christmas, I got one of those science sets.

0:14.1

And it literally had like, myriatic acid in there.

0:16.4

It was like, you know, you make something blow up

0:18.8

and everyone's eyes will get burned out.

0:20.6

And we turned out just fine.

0:23.2

And all eight of my fingers still work.

0:26.8

Those things go great.

0:28.9

You know, you think of these small towns,

0:30.2

you think of like a pure tanical, like kind of like,

0:32.4

you know, they band dancing in the school.

0:35.0

Now you're shipping in drugs for a amount of state.

0:37.1

You're passing around painkillers.

0:39.0

You got your keys in a bowl.

0:40.4

You're having sex with a neighbor.

0:41.6

This sounds like a pile of terror.

0:42.8

I'm out of the upside down.

0:43.8

Yeah.

0:44.6

Which small town is this?

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