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And it's very, very unusual that the first thing, the first topic coming out of my mouth

is something that just happened in my house.

And I'm absolutely telling you the truth.

So I'm about to go on the air, you know, and

usually I'll get some cream cheese and a Thomas's English muffin and I'll eat that with some juice

and some coffee, right? Well, Mary went out the other day and she said, I don't want you

eat in a Thomas's English muffin.

That stuff is garbage. I'm going to buy some organic bread. And I'm going to cut it up and I'm going It's not garbage. I know. It's a Thomas muffin. It's got the creakies. What do you call us? I know. I love it. Nooks and crannies. Nooks and crannies.

I've been eating it all my life.

She says, that's garbage.

And so she brought home this loaf from a bakery.

She says, that's garbage. And so she brought home this loaf from a bakery. She said, this is organic bread. So I want you eating this. Okay. And she's cutting it and it's very hard because it's dense. And I'm watching, and she's cutting it and cutting it. It took forever. And she put it in little packages and then put it in the freezer.

So all I have to do is go in there and then get one, put it in the toaster and put the cream cheese on.

So she's still in bed and I go in and I do that and I get there it is I'm going to eat what she wants me need.

And I put it in the toaster and off I go. Well, I didn't realize that this thing would toast much more quickly than Thomas's with all the nooks and crannies. And it was set on Thomas's. All of a sudden, I smelled something just before he went on the air. And I went, oh, no. And I went in there and it was burned black. I went, oh my God,

I burned it. And it smells. So here's what I did. I took those two pieces and I put him down

the disposal to get rid of the evidence. And then I put it and got rid of it. She comes walking in

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