See Ya Later Alligator!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Episode #739: Bryan and Krissy are back with another jam-packed episode filled with gators, grifters, and giggles. Bryan recounts a harrowing—and hilarious—trip to a Florida gator farm, where the alligator Lucy may or may not be plotting a full-blown escape. Meanwhile, Jake Paul buys 5,600 acres in the swampy backwoods of Georgia (what could go wrong?), and Billy McFarland continues his delusional Fire Fest 2 journey, which now involves theater productions, ad-supported TV, and possibly marshmallow-fed reptiles. Also on the docket The Everglades: great for airboat rides, not great for your blood pressure Fire Fest: now accepting offers via Craigslist (probably) Mempho Festival 2025 lineup revealed—hello, Widespread Panic Vintage TCB stickers and the finger-dip Molly days A shoutout to Wendy the gator—official mascot of chaos TCBit: Andy Dandy has a report on which terms the kids are using online. Watch EP #737 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠ Youtube: ⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠ TikTok: ⁠@tcbpodcast⁠ Website: ⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠Bryan Green⁠ &⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And welcome back to WSHIT. It's 802 on the studio clock. I'm Andy Dandy, your man on the streets.
0:09.5	In a continuing effort to keep parents in the loop about teenage behaviors in the age of the internet, WSHIT continues its series on teenage verbiage.
0:19.1	You never know what those teenagers might be talking about in their AOL chat rooms or through
0:23.6	Yahoo email accounts.
0:25.2	Our reporter Jim Swagger got to the bottom of some of the more notable phrases being used
0:30.0	by the teens today.
0:31.6	Let's take a listen.
0:32.4	Here are some other phrases you want to know if you want to be sure to sound hip.
0:35.6	Yo, a greeting.
0:37.4	Hi. Oh, Curb. Yo, curb, what's up?
0:39.7	Clutch the Pearls, said in amazement or disbelief.
0:43.2	Well, you know he's married.
0:44.8	Clutch the Pearls!
0:46.8	Bucked.
0:47.8	I don't know how many I had, but boy, did I get bucked.
0:50.3	I sure felt it the next morning.
0:51.6	That was really the worst thing I'd ever done.
0:53.5	I hope you didn't drive home.
0:55.0	No way.
0:56.0	McGiver is in the TV show where the impossible is often accomplished.
1:00.0	I can't believe you got off that speeding ticket.
1:03.0	What a McGiver!
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