Mr. Jagger's Mr.

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Episode #740: On this wildly unpredictable episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy recount Bryan’s once-in-a-lifetime brush with Mick Jagger, and spiral into a full-on 90s alt-rock nostalgia hole. From tree-hugging with your “minge” to side-stage seats with the Stones, it’s a wild ride down memory lane—featuring bad cafes, cobblers, Spin Doctors deep cuts, and a stunning new song from musician Henry Hall. Buckle up. Or don’t. We don’t care. TCBit: WSHIT's Couple Corner gives some advice for a desperate listener. Henry Halls' "Luce" Live from Trial & Error: Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KRpztWCIV8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KRpztWCIV8 SHOW NOTES: Bit: Listener Letter Madness, Mindy discovers her husband’s affair and takes it public—enter Dr. Lundenpap with her holistic minge-on-a-tree solution. Mick Jagger Story Time: Bryan reveals how a cigarette led to side-stage seats at a Rolling Stones show. Spin Doctor Spiral: How did Spin Doctors end up bigger than Blues Traveler on Spotify? Henry Hall’s Music: A live listen and discussion of “Luce,” a hauntingly beautiful track by former guest Henry Hall. Alt-Rock Tangent: Rusted Root, Lollapalooza, John Popper conspiracy theories, and what Cleopatra’s Cat was really about. TCB’s Upcoming 12-Hour Extravaganza: 12 hours. 12 episodes. 1 questionable mental state. May 31st. Want to be a mediocre podcaster? Your moment is coming… Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠ Youtube: ⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠ TikTok: ⁠@tcbpodcast⁠ Website: ⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠Bryan Green⁠ &⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And welcome back to WSHIT's Couples Corner, where we take listener questions about relationships
0:08.0	and bring experts in to help navigate the ups and downs and the ins and outs of love.
0:13.8	Mindy writes in, my husband and I were married for 25 happy years.
0:18.2	Until last Tuesday, when I found nude photographs of our nanny and uncovered
0:22.2	an affair that's been going on for four years. Hmm, I'm holding space for that, Mindy.
0:27.7	She continues, I sent the photographs around to the PTA email list. Now my husband's living in a
0:32.9	motel 6. I'm taking care of four small children. I think I'm about to get laid off from work and divorce is right around the corner.
0:40.2	Any advice?
0:41.1	Well, Mindy, we're really feeling this in our heart chakra.
0:44.5	So we tapped into source and put out a call to the light beings, and we were blessed with a response.
0:51.2	Dr. Franella Lundonpop from the United Kingdom is an expert on holistic healing for couples
0:57.0	and families.
0:59.0	We dialed her up, told her your story, and here's the response she had for you.
1:04.0	Have you got your minge around the tree recently because I'm going to vouch for this.
1:10.0	This is one of the most healing things that you can do.
1:12.3	All you need, a tray and a minge.
1:17.7	And we just need to fist off a sort of very comfortable position there.
1:23.3	Arms right round.
1:25.0	Give it a big squeeze.
1:33.7	Oh, I highly recommend it. Feeling shit. Minge on a tree.
1:41.2	Feeling sad? Minge on a tree. Feeling happy. Minge on the goddamn tree. serves so many purposes.
1:44.9	I thoroughly thoroughly recommend it. Get down to a forest now and get your goddamn Minge, the tree.
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