Security Guy #2 - Stuff Island #144 w/ Ari Matti

Stuff Island

Chris OConnor & Tommy Pope

True Crime, Comedy

4.8 • 941 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Security Guy #2 - Stuff Island #144 w/ Ari Matti Comedians Chris O'Connor and Tommy Pope are making all kinds of Stuff on the paytch. Each week they talk about anything & everything under the sun. Tommy also chefs up some delicious meals. It's a goddamn blast, folks - SUB TO PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/StuffIsland - SUB ON ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/stuff-island/id1448662475 - SUB ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/3QvnmWtMlJ0ZC9uUu1Vvdk - Follow Chris on IG: https://www.instagram.com/achrisoconnor/?hl=en - Follow Tommy on IG: https://www.instagram.com/tommyjpope/?hl=en -Follow Ari on IG: https://www.instagram.com/arimatticomedy/?hl=en Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoneycom/STUFFISLAND Sponsor Stuff Island: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/stuff-island Sponsor Look at Dish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/lookatdish Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	In my head, I think it's exact opposite. I think if I walk into a horror house, they're all like,
0:09.0	Me Me Me. Yeah, they're like a potential employer.
0:12.0	Yeah, maybe. And I think they would like think they're like a potential employer. Yeah, maybe.
0:13.0	And I think they would like, they're like, in my head.
0:16.0	You have whorehouse owner voice.
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	In my old watch. Oh yeah, if I get old belly with a gold watch,
0:22.0	dude, I'm fucking perfect,
0:25.0	to. You're hair?
0:27.0	Bitch?
0:30.0	No, I've been in some shady situation.
0:31.0	I think I can get a free, free, free because I'm so handsome and they're like no way it's like I used to be a
0:39.0	barista and if it was a cute girl I would make a free Americano if she's in her
0:42.3	first week,
0:43.0	that's, and for some reason, horny,
0:44.9	which never happens, they are, they're dead.
0:48.2	Okay, cheaper.
0:48.9	They're dead. They're dead in the head.
0:50.9	You know what?
0:52.1	That's, that's always when you go to like Thailand you know I used to live in Bangkok and you would see these whorehouses and the slobs of shit that walk in. Yeah, right. And I'm always like just wear a nice shirt at least.
1:05.4	Dude, I thought the same thing as like they must be excited when you have some charisma or look good.
1:11.5	They're probably like I want them like I have parallel eyes they're already
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