Secrets, Secrets

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Episode #633: Secrets, secrets, are no fun, unless they're shared with everyone (us)! Send us drama! Post-election emotions Mark Wahlberg’s restaurant caught fire Mark’s journey No one huffs and puffs like Vince Frankie Valli Bryan the lip sync reader Yes I DO in fact LOVE a shitty Christmas rom com! -Christina Crappy TV DRAMA!!!! A very old ask TCB Bryan gets honest Intimacy! Sex! Everything! Another AskTCB about SECRETS Wife & Husband Rules A broken penis! Semen-less orgasms Kundalini yoga Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Fuck fake moaning. If he doesn't know how to rock your world, pull him in close and start booing in his ear. We don't have time for that shit.
0:10.6	On this episode of the commercial break. I just started planting little seeds here and there. It was so tough, especially when I got drunk. And I made a rule.
0:21.5	I'm going to do no cocaine around this guy, because if I do, the first thing is coming out of my mouth is your girlfriend's cheating on it.
0:27.8	Because, again, you only have so much to talk about while you're high on cocaine.
0:32.3	Okay?
0:33.2	Yeah.
0:33.8	Before we dissect the lyrics of Oasis's Wonderwall, yet again, let's talk about some juicy gossip.
0:42.5	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:48.1	Yeah, boy!
0:50.0	Oh, yeah, Cass and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
0:53.1	I'm Brian Green.
0:53.9	This is the Ivanka, to my Jared Kristen, Joey Haudley. Best to you, Chris.
0:57.8	Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. And I sincerely mean that. We're all going to get through it. It's going to be okay. I don't want you to sweat too much yet. We're going to have another two months. It'll be all right.
1:12.1	Apply for your green cards now.
1:14.0	You'll be fine.
1:14.8	Everything will be okay.
1:16.1	Half the country is waking up with a terrible hangover.
1:18.8	The other half of the country is waking up with their truth social stock through the roof.
1:23.7	I know.
1:24.1	Right.
1:25.9	I just read that the top 10 billionaires in this country woke up
1:32.5	$61 billion richer on Thursday, on Wednesday morning. Wow. Wow. Wow. Yeah, the market went crazy.
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