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Hey everyone, welcome to The Curious Girl Diaries podcast.

I'm Leila London, aka The Curious Girl. Now just to let you know, this podcast is not suitable for work. It's also not suitable for anybody under 18. But the rest of you consenting adults, let's get ready to talk about my sex life, sex in general, and everything in between, an explicit, raunchy, fun detail.

All right, here we go.

I almost don't believe it.

It feels like I'm in a chemically altered state when it happens, and it happens quite a lot.

I kind of lose time a little bit, and things are fuzzy. It's still that kind of lose time a little bit and things are fuzzy.

It's still that kind of pleasure and pain kind of duality that flows in it.

It's all the way down your throat and you are sucking and just all the way through.

All right, guess what, everyone?

Back with Sir Inc.

And we have a really fun topic tonight.

One that I have been dying, I mean, dying to talk about.

It's kind of my super, super secret topic.

And so you're going to hear it, you're kind of going to hear it first. These are like true confessions of what's been going on with me.

But before we get into that, I want to go over a few things with you, Mr.

Okay, let's go.

First thing is what, this is really funny.

So right before we got on this call, I thought I was texting you, but I was not.

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