4.9 • 7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | All right this Saturday Cosmopolitan lost Vegas Nevada for the love of God |
0:04.9 | Please buy a ticket. Okay, there's 30% of the room sold people like oh Vegas |
0:09.6 | It's the last minute market. Well, it's pretty last minute by the tickets. I sold 10,000 tickets to New York |
0:15.2 | I got three hundred tickets sold in Vegas. What's wrong same goes for you, Kansas City? What the |
0:21.2 | Doing I'm in there in October the third week of October at the uptown theater and nobody's buying tickets |
0:27.6 | Yes, Georgia for me Georgia may making Savannah and happens. What are you doing? Everyone's out selling you and every other market? |
0:35.7 | Please I love you. Buy a fucking ticket Christy comedy dot com guys tickets from my special in Chicago on December |
0:45.0 | 2nd went on sale last week and they sold out on the first day because of you guys I am so grateful |
0:51.6 | That we are gonna add another two shows, but that is it. I'm not adding any more than this |
0:56.3 | But this is the huge announcement right now. They went on sale on Friday |
1:00.2 | We are gonna do Friday December 1st as well tickets are on sale right now at Savile cano comedy dot com |
1:06.7 | They are on sale. You don't even need a promo code |
1:08.9 | I am not adding more shows after this the first two sold out immediately |
1:13.0 | So if you were waiting or thinking about getting tickets |
1:15.8 | Sprite a December 1st those are on sale at Savile cano comedy dot com and I will say because I've been being asked a lot |
1:22.3 | The contest still stands if you are going to any of my tapings any of the four tapings from my |
1:29.2 | Stand up comedy special I'm going to choose one ticket |
1:32.5 | It doesn't matter where you sit and it doesn't matter what taping around |
1:35.1 | I'm gonna choose one person give you a plus one |
1:37.5 | I'm going to fly you to New York put you up in a hotel and bring you on a set and practical jokers |
1:42.1 | I want to do that as a thank you to you guys because I couldn't believe it sold out so fast |
1:47.0 | So you're still in it to win it if you buy a ticket |
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