SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT
Hollywood Handbook
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🗓️ 6 June 2016
⏱️ 50 minutes
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This is a secret phone call Hayes and Sean did at my house, Brett. This is Brett writing this. It happened at my house and then, I recorded it.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, Brett. Thanks for letting me in. Thanks for getting the water. Hey, man. Welcome back. Yeah, sure. So, um, yeah, so sorry about the last couple times, but um, this is so real. So just go ahead and get Hayes up on on the phone. |
| 0:15.0 | Wait, wait, by real, you mean she's really coming this time. I know she hasn't shown up. |
| 0:23.0 | Okay, you know earlier this week, but she'll be here. And then last week you were saying like all my favorite bands were coming in. And then this week, it's like, you know, my favorite actresses and I just want to see what are you what are you implying here? |
| 0:40.0 | Are you trying to say that what you think? Let me get this straight because I consider you a friend. Oh, really? Are you sure? So are you trying to say that you're accusing me of |
| 0:52.0 | when Hayes is out of town, what I do is I call you up and I say, Oh, Brett, I've got this really exciting guest. We need to record an emergency episode at your house. And then I show up at your house. You let me in. I get into your studio. And then you call Hayes for me. And I'm just somehow avoiding the long distance charges. And the guest never shows up. And you just have to sit here while he and I have a phone call where we catch up on all of our dishy gossip and our friend. |
| 1:21.0 | I mean, is that what you're saying I'm doing because that would mean that then Mia was Kowski isn't about to walk through that door. And she was in the kids are all right. |
| 1:31.0 | I'm not trying to accuse you of anything, but that is factually just like what happened. Oh, it has. Oh, it has happened. Sure. But you think I'm doing that intentionally. |
| 1:43.0 | And I was trying to make you put the bill for the calls. That's crazy, Brett. You hear how crazy. The question has crossed my mind. And I kind of just wish I had recorded those last things. Wow. That's so you could see that. Well, no, well, there's no need to record yet because Mia is not here. So please do record. But she's on her way. She, oh, she just texted me. Yeah, she's saying that. |
| 2:11.0 | Mark Ruffalo was so great to work with. And that she, oh, and that Gabriel burn is a total professional. She was in season one of Intrigue. And so, you know, it seems like she's on her way here. And so in the meantime, let's just call Hayes. |
| 2:34.0 | You think she'll like the setup. And I cleaned up and my drums and everything. I got to show her my guitars. Right. Yeah. |
| 2:42.0 | No, she'll be able to see the guitars. Yeah, I think she'll think it's bad. I spread. But let's just call Hayes. And then while she, because it's, oh, no, she sent me a traffic emoji. So then she's in traffic. And Hayes and I will just get into some stuff. And then when she gets your record. |
| 2:59.0 | And then you like you, I'm putting this call on my card. Right. But I will take care of that later. Oh, yeah. That'll get your earwalfel take care of you for that. Cause it's an episode. So it's a business right off for them. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. I'm dialing up Hayes. |
| 3:15.0 | Okay. Here we go. |
| 3:25.0 | Here's you there. Except. |
| 3:30.0 | Except. Okay. I got it. I call Hayes. Hayes. Yeah. It's not bread. It's Sean. |
| 3:40.0 | Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. You guys. I'm doing it. I'm sorry. I just one technical thing before you guys start talking just one second. |
| 3:50.0 | All right. All right. Go ahead. Wait, Brett. What are you doing? We, Brett, we keep this song. Why are you playing the song? You know we hate hearing this. |
| 3:59.0 | Oh, I hate this song so boring. Reminds me of my stupid show. I have to do. I have to let it play out. I'm so boring hearing this song. |
| 4:09.0 | Brett, don't play this. It's boring. It wants it starts. You can't stop it. Is that true? |
| 4:15.0 | That actually does make sense. How would I stop her singing? Why would you play that at the beginning of just me and Hayes having a casual friendly phone call? |
| 4:23.0 | Well, Sean, if he, she can't hear him. So for him to say stop. Yeah. |
| 4:28.0 | I'm to say stop the song. I wouldn't work. Oh, Annalise can't hear him. Yeah. No. Annalise can't hear. She's on vacation. |
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