Welcome to the endless honeymoon podcast. My name is Mocha Cashier and I'm working on

a new radio voice.

Okay, well I'm Natasha and we're here to give you all a secret dump.

Yeah, it's a secret dump. What do you think of my new radio voice?

Don't like it.

You don't like it. Okay fine, I'll abandon that. Okay, Tosh, you know we have a bunch of

these right in advice, these little mini advices that people have been asking us.

And I found one today that really tickled my fancy. You ready for this?

Okay, let me see if we can help this person. This is from Sof underscore 19 underscore.

She writes, how do I deal with my white boyfriend doing white people shit?

Quote, I am Latina help. Got any thoughts? I do.

Okay, you go first.

Well, I mean, you don't deal with it. They're white. You made the decision, the questionable

decision to date a white person. And now you're going to have to deal with white people

shit for the rest of your relationship. You know what I'm saying? It's like, I can't

be like, hey, what do I do? How do I deal with the fact that my, you know, my cocker span

you is shitting on the rug when you look up the breed traits of the cocker span you

and it's like a nervous bladder and poo poo's on the rug sometimes. You got yourself

a white spaniel and you're just going to have to deal with white people shit. You can't

train a white person to not be white. No more than you can train anybody to be anything

else. So this is your mistake. You decided to date in the white pool and you're going

to have to deal with things like, you know, cheeses that you are unfamiliar with being

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