Welcome to the endless honeymoon podcast. I'm doing a new reggae rhythm. What do you think, Natasha?

You're really good at like, um, you've got pretty good rhythm. You think? Like in what way?

You can dance. You can rhyme. As true. You can, that's pretty much it. I can rhyme though. What do you mean?

I rap. Yeah, like, you know, even with our daughter, you can like always come up with like the beat and the words that rhyme.

Do you want me to rap right now? I would love it if he didn't. Okay.

Did you want to be a rapper when you were young? Um, I did. Have I ever told, I don't know if I've ever told

this on the podcast before, but I did want to be a rapper when I was young, like every young boy in Oakland.

And I actually came up with a numb, numb de plume. I came up with a rap name like every rapper must have it.

Right? Well, the first initials of my name are M M. Moshe as one of them.

My first name, you'll have to Google or Wikipedia me to find out what my legal first name is.

Wow, you hate it that much. I mean, I don't really want. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't hate it. I just

listen, what the point is my initials are M M K. So M M. Can you guess what my rap name was?

M M. Yeah, it was M M. I thought that would be a really snappy name for a rapper. And you know what?

I was right about that. It just wasn't right for me. You weren't the one. I wasn't the one.

But I do remember this was pre M M. This was I'm sure it was definitely pre M M. It was when I was like,

you know, it's seven, eight years old. But was he already M M in Detroit? I don't know. He could have

been a young, a young boy, calling himself M M. But it's so crazy to think that if I had kept that name

and emerged before him, I would have the rap career that M and M has. You know what I'm saying?

Just think about that. It's got to blow your mind. Do you want to hear a rap that I still remember

from when I wrote the M and M times? No, thank you. I mean, I know one for real. Okay, fine.

It's really bad. And I don't remember every word. But you won't do it here. If we must.

Do you not want me to? I mean, I feel like I've said no twice and you still want to do it. No,

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