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Welcome to the endless Honeymoon podcast.

You didn't always come in so soft.

Well, I'm a professional voiceover artist.

I do know that. I do. I help you with your voiceover additions.

Yeah, you're really good. You'll play the other part. You'll give me great notes.

I won't get the job. You will. That kind of stuff. It's kind of fun.

No, no, Mosha.

You're not a jealous person though. That's what's good.

That's true. Honey, I'm not a jealous person.

You might get annoyed if you don't get what you want, but you don't really have jealous person.

The truth is, I came over the other day and you had taken a lover.

And I didn't know he was going to be here. He was a very tall,

greased up muscular Italian man.

And I guess he was, what did you say? He had come on the vest button, brought you a

pelagrino. And I was just kind of like Andiamo.

I'm not the type of person that says whatever Italian for, hey, get off of my wife.

You were just really cool about it.

No, not do this. I said, but I just went into the kitchen. I busted out some reos.

He and I went on the balcony and smoked a cigarette.

Some Mazetta. Yeah, you guys went out on the balcony and smoked some Italian cigarettes.

And by the way, everybody in Italy smokes cigarettes.

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