Welcome to the Endless Honeymoon Podcast. I'm your host, Natasha.

And I am also your host, Mosha. We're married, but not for long because we got into a big

fight today. Didn't we? Didn't we, Tasha? Yeah.

We want to solicit your opinions. Once again, we can't figure out any of our own conflicts

and we would like our listeners to figure it out for us. Natasha is leaving me for a month,

for a month, yeah, sorry, to go film a television program in Atlanta with a very sexy French

chef, actually too sexy, not not a way I like it. And I've had his food. It's real good.

You're sexy. I am, but I'm not French and I cook well, but not like that. You know,

I'm saying anyway, I guess what I'm saying is I hope you don't sleep with him.

But you know what if you do? Mosha, you'd be a real rat. Please. What?

I have a question. Yeah. Why don't you present the case? Okay. I was doing it in my way.

Long winded as a French say. Long winded. Well, because you're making all these jokes about

it, but really I was very angry. Okay. I thought I'd maybe do a light-hearted version

of comedy podcast. Okay. Fine. Fine. That's good. She's leaving for a month. And the way

that I am scared, obviously, to care us exclusively for the child for the entire month, and the

way that I started strategizing that fear is, oh, I'll take my child on some adventures.

That's sort of what I need to do. That's how I kind of parent when I have a lot of time

to myself as I try to take her out because sitting at home, trying to be engaging with my

kids. You don't like doing crafts? Exactly. Not my strong suit. So I'll go take her out for

a hike or I'll take her somewhere. And anyway, I wanted to take her on a couple of camping

trips, one of which, of first of all, one of which is with two other dads who are bringing

their kids. And one of which is not with two other dads, but... In all boys' night, and

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