Hey, friendly reminder, this podcast is not for kids.

Or people who have a stick up there.

Friday, five, fifty, eight p.m.

I'm sleeping with my best friend's husband.

I think my uncle killed someone in his suicide.

I am a sugar baby.

I think my sister is actually my husband's kid.

My husband is a girl's mom.

When I was a mom, I was a baby.

I was a baby.

What's your secret?

Welcome back to another week of Beyond the Secrets.

My name is Ace Fanning.

And if you are by chance listening to this episode

without listening to the first half, you got to go back.

You are jumping in and absolutely nothing

is going to make any sense to you.

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