Secret 008: My Husband Has a Micro Penis!
Beyond the Secret
Ace Fanning
4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2018
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Secret 008: My Husband Has a Micropenis
Get the low-down on a type of dingdong you may not have encountered. A woman shares her experience being married to a man with a micropenis- from the not-so-big reveal to the impact that it’s had on their love life and intimacy over the years.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, this podcast is not kid-friendly. |
| 0:05.0 | So if you don't want your kid to hear about sex and the word shit and all that other stuff, |
| 0:10.0 | you should probably get them out of the room right now. |
| 0:16.0 | Everybody has a secret. This is Beyond the Secret, an anonymous podcast where I uncover the truth |
| 0:20.0 | behind people's deepest secrets. My name is Ace Fanning and I want to know |
| 0:27.3 | what's your secret? |
| 0:30.4 | Guys I wasn't here last week and I got some messages that people were not very happy |
| 0:37.2 | with me and I'm sorry this time of year is super crazy for me and while I have a lot of really awesome interviews already recorded, |
| 0:47.4 | it still takes time to edit them. |
| 0:50.7 | But with that being said, this week's secret is fun. |
| 0:55.0 | Well, fun for us and not super fun for my guest and really not fun for her husband. If you've followed me on |
| 1:04.7 | Instagram for a while now you've seen the word micro penis thrown around a lot. |
| 1:09.3 | Either on the Sunday survey or when I share secrets, |
| 1:13.1 | but what the hell qualifies a man's member |
| 1:16.0 | as a micro penis. |
| 1:18.6 | John Hopkins University defines a micro penis |
| 1:21.2 | as any adult penis that is less than 3.66 inches while erect. |
| 1:27.0 | Now, if you're a man listening to this podcast and your wife seemed overly eager for you to listen to it, you may not be |
| 1:36.0 | satisfying her in the bedroom and she maybe wanted you to step up your dick game. |
| 1:40.0 | Ladies, if you are listening to this, you need to be more thankful for your man's average |
| 1:46.4 | looking ding-dong, because you seriously have no idea how good you have it. I want to say that's enough penis talk but that's all |
| 1:56.1 | you're going to hear for the next 30-ish minutes. So with that being said here's |
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