James Has Pinkai.

No, I don't.

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to James Has Pinkai.

I'm Jamie, and I'm Alex.

And Pinkai?

I'm James.

James Has Pinkai.

This is the show where we talk about the world

and all the things wrong with it

and maybe right

and maybe make the wrongs into rights.

That's the goal anyway.

So how did you get pink eye, James, while it was gone?

Don't know, it just happened one day.

Just woke up and my eyes were a bit pink.

Full of pus, full of juice. Yeah, just gave him a bit, you know, you get that sleet in the morning and I was wiping it away and then suddenly just my finger slipped in mine. The amount of pus that came out, it just went flowing. It was like a river. If we get too deep into the show, I want to shout of the Jiam Media Patreon. It makes the audio version possible. They get their names read out in the first week of each month. And early videos when we have them in the bag. Should we have a couple? We do. We do. And they'll be coming out pretty soon. Yeah, yeah. How doing, boys? How are we doing boys? I can barely speak today.

I'm like delirious.

I'm jet lagged.

I'm knackered.

I haven't been this knackered and maybe ever.

I'm so tired.

Yeah, I've been, I've probably been more tired before.

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