Hi, I'm Ben Miller, author of magical stories for all the family.

Why not pick up my brand new book Once Upon a Legend?

Marcus has gone to a new school and he hates it.

Then one night, something magic happens.

He accidentally wakes a sleeping giant and embarks on the adventure of a lifetime with his new friend.

Once upon a legend, there's a giant adventure in a saw, available from Waterstones now.

Don't miss past lives, critics are calling it the best film of the year.

What a good story this is.

Childhood, sweet hearts, you reconnect 20 years later, I realize they were meant for each other.

It's a masterpiece and a love story for all time.

He's just as cared in my head for such a long time.

You think he just missed him?

Did he miss you?

Past lives in cinema September 7th.

Hello and welcome to Table Lanners.

Well, this guest that you're about to hear again was someone that we desperately wanted on

and planned to have on for months.

And sorry, can I just cut in?

What?

If I'm going to give you, I'm going to pass on the battle

to give you the chance to do the introduction, at least bloody introduce yourself and me, thank you.

Oh, do you really need any introduction, darling?

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