Hey there, it's Nick.

And it's Leah.

Real quick thing before we get going.

Did you know that we have a new benefit on Patreon?

I did know.

Yes.

So if you want an ad-free version of our show, you of course can continue signing up for Wolf's Plus exclusively on Apple Podcasts.

But you can now get the same benefit when you join us on Patreon as a moon howler or higher.

A moon howler. I just want to be a moon howler. I am a moon howler. You are a moonhaller. Yes. Yes. You are the very definition. You're the model moonhauler. Boy, do I moon howl. Also, you're not only getting the ad-free version. You're also getting all of our Patreon content. Oh yeah. I mean, there's tons of bonus content, which you've never seen if you haven't joined us on Patreon. So please either join us on Wolves Plus through Apple Podcasts or join us on Patreon. Come Moonhow. Hey everybody, it's Nick. And it's Leah. Real quick thing before we get going, we are on a break this week. Happy Labor Day weekend.

That's right. And from time to time, we're going to take a week off here and there. Because we don't want to take seasons. We don't want to tape in seasons. We'd be gone too long. Yeah, that's too long of a break. And there would be too many etiquette problems that would fester and grow. And then, you know, what have we done? What have we done?

They would build up.

And we would miss you too much.

So we just take breaks here and there, a little smattering, a dusting, a sprinkle. A few little holiday Mondays. Like this one. But we don't want to leave you empty handed. So we found the perfect episode from the archives just for you. I think this one is so great because we talk about dorms and it's back to school time.

Tis the season.

And we also inaugurate a new holiday.

Which is very rhythmic and will stick in your head forever and must go on the calendar.

It actually is a recurring event in my calendar.

I do mark this day every year.

I also want to say that Nick name drops in this episode. I do do a name drop. It doesn't happen often, but I think this one is earned. I think this is a good one. It's a great one. And so we will see you next week with an all new episode. So it's just one week. You will be fine. I don't know if I'll be fine. I miss you already. But you'll be fine, I promise.

And now, let's start the show.

Let's get in it.

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