Second Drink: Job Fair
Office Ladies
Audacy & Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey
4.8 • 88.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, and welcome to your second drink of Job Fair. |
| 0:06.4 | We had a lot to say in this episode about washing our hands, blisters, and golf courses. |
| 0:12.9 | Such a weird list. |
| 0:15.5 | We also got tons of mail about the deleted cold open that I had shared about for this episode. |
| 0:20.6 | It's where Michael loses all of the stuff in the toilet. Yep. It was in deleted scenes, and I wasn't able to play it, but it's been added back to the Peacock superfan version. It starts with Michael screaming from the bathroom, and Dwight rushes off to help him, and then they both walk into the bullpen, and Dwight is carrying a bunch of stuff in a paper towel. Let's hear it. |
| 0:42.2 | No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Michael! Michael! |
| 0:49.9 | I do not want to talk about it. |
| 0:59.0 | Unbelievable. |
| 1:01.0 | That, okay. |
| 1:02.0 | What happened, Michael? |
| 1:04.0 | Oh, wouldn't you like to know what happened in the bathroom by myself? |
| 1:07.0 | Purvy. |
| 1:09.0 | Suffice to say, I had finished my business. I was just checking to make sure everything was fine. |
| 1:13.6 | And my cell phone fell out and on, not in, but like on the rim. |
| 1:18.6 | And then... |
| 1:19.6 | It fell in. |
| 1:20.6 | Just let me tell the story. |
| 1:21.6 | Okay, Jim, I knocked it with my knee and then it fell in. |
| 1:25.6 | And then I leaned over and looked and my glue tooth fell out of my ear and that fell in. Bluetooth. And then I got flustered, and everything started falling in. My wallet fell in, my tip calculator, my candy corn, my white strips, all fell in to the toilet. And your keys fell in? I threw the keys in out of anger. Right. This cannot happen again. |
| 1:46.0 | That's what you said last time. |
| 1:47.0 | I know I did. |
| 1:48.0 | Phyllis, this is not funny. |
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