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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: The Boy Who Cried Tree

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2022

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

After we totally botched a Second Date for a guy a few months ago, he’s back and at this point we’re not sure if he’s trolling us or just likes the punishment. We can't let him down this time!

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0:00.0

Second Date Update. Today, we actually have a repeat customer for a second date update. Oh. What? No way! Okay. Is that allowed? I just don't think things are going very well for them then. Well, he called in about five months ago. Okay. When he got side-eyed during sushi by another woman that he ghosted. Oh, I remember that. Oh don't remember. We do so many of these. Well, I guess we couldn't get him another date there, but apparently there's a new lady who's caught his attention. Uh-oh. And he wants our help again, so we're welcoming back, Brian. Brian, welcome back, man. You must really have faith in us for some reason i know we couldn't even

0:37.7

help last time i believe in you guys i'm believing you okay i got us a second chance i feel like

0:43.2

we cursed your love life and you're just stuck with us now he's like i'm trying other morning

0:48.4

shows but you're the only ones that like me actually i emailed all of them but you're the only ones

0:53.2

they responded so yeah we're a very

0:57.3

low standards here so welcome back and uh tell us about the girl that you met this time what's her

1:03.2

name all right so her name is Aubrey okay I saw a picture on my co-workers Instagram she was

1:09.9

tagged in it oh you know I got it to detective mode and clicked the tag and went on her page. I love it when girls tag their friends because some girls will have a really hot friend but they won't tag him. And I'm like, how am I supposed to creep on your friend? You don't tag her. Okay, so remind me not to tag my friend. Okay.

1:27.6

So that's not okay from a woman's perspective. Is it cool if a guy reaches out to you? I mean, it depends on how hot he is, right? That's always the answer. Brian, I know you're super handsome, so you're safe. What did Aubrey say when you reached out? Well, I slid in a DM. She didn't seem to be attached to anyone.

1:25.7

And I found out this is going to be her first Christmas alone because she's actually moved and she's going to be away from her family. Aw, that's too bad. She should get used to being alone like me. Was she sad about that or was she happy about it? She was a little distraught. Okay. Yeah, I can see why. Okay. So you, you're like, this is my moment. I'm going to do something holiday for her. Is that what you're thinking? Of course. I offered to take it to a Christmas tree farm to get her a tree. Aw. So at least she had the season to be jolly filled with a tree in the house. That's cute, too. And I feel like you can be vouched for, right? Like, it's not just some Rando coming into her DMs. Like, it's her co-workers' friend. Yeah. So how did the Christmas tree farm go? It was great. It was great. So what we did, we wore our silly Christmas sweater.

2:35.7

Oh, nice. And I wore my sweater. I said, uh, jingle and single.

2:41.0

I love it. This is great. I want to do this now.

2:45.5

Her said Santa's favorite, ho, ho, ho.

2:48.3

Nice.

2:49.8

I knew it was going to be an awesome time. So I bought a little bit of those, you know, those small bottles they have on the airplane of alcohol? Yeah. Shooters. Yeah. Yeah, I bought a couple of those. I bought like four or five whiskey bottles, and it loosened both of us. So we had such a great time. Okay. Good. I mean, that's a really cute date. Yes. I mean, what was the highlight of it all for you? Well, she found a tree that she loved, love, love, love. So I offered to buy it for. And then I thought it the price tag and was like, whoa. Yeah. How much you have trees cost? Oh, my God. We just got one this weekend.

3:24.8

It was $85.

3:26.1

Whoa.

3:26.7

It was like them three figures. It was pretty high. Oh. Okay. Oh, yeah. Arch was only like five foot tall. Like if you're thinking eight feet or something. That's expensive. Oh, that's not a good look when you offer to pay for something. and you're like going back on it afterwards.

3:21.6

Like, actually.

3:23.0

That's like me like all for dinner, seeing the bill.

3:25.1

Actually, you want to.

3:26.3

He just saw, you know, a foot off the top. This was actually three foot or now. What is funny, because she saw all the look on my face when I saw that price tag. And she was like, all right, we're definitely splitting this. And, we are. All right. All right. But still, you paid for half of her tree, bro. That's actually really nice. Okay. But was that the end of the date? You bought her the Christmas tree and that was it? No, no. We caught that bad fella to the top of the car, drove it to her place and set it up. Oh, cute. Wow, you really went all out, bro. I mean, now- I don't know how to do that. I would have been like, okay, good luck. You can't just ditch her with the tree. But it's like, you're like fully invested. This is hours of a day. And, and I also feel like it's like a personal thing to like set up a Christmas tree with somebody.

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