Second date update. Today, we actually have a repeat customer for a second date update. Oh, what? No way! Okay. Is that allowed? I just don't think things are going very well for them, then. Well, he called in about five months ago. Okay. When he got side-eyed during sushi by another woman that he ghosted. Oh, I remember that. I don't remember. We do so many of these. Well, I guess we couldn't get him another date there, but apparently there's a new lady who's caught his attention, and he wants our help again. So we're welcoming back, Brian. Brian, welcome back, man. You must really have faith in us for some reason. I know. We couldn't even help us last time. I believe in you guys. I'm believing you. Okay. You got us a second chance. I feel like we cursed your love life and you're just stuck with us now. He's like, I'm trying other morning shows, but you're the only ones that like me. Actually, I emailed all of them, but you're the only ones that responded. Oh, yeah. That checks out. Yeah, we have very low standards here. So welcome back. I'm excited to get emails. Tell us about the girl that you met this time. What's her name? All right. So her name is Aubrey. I saw a picture on my co-workers' Instagram. She was tagged in it. Oh, nice, dude. You know, I got it to detective mode and clicked the tag and went on her page. I love it when girls tag their friends, because some girls will have a really hot friend, but they won't tag him. And I'm like, how am I supposed to creep on your friend? You don't tag her. Okay, so remind me not to tag my friends. Okay. So that's not okay from a woman's perspective. Is it cool if a guy reaches out to you? I mean, it depends on how hot he is, right? That's always the answer. Brian, I know you're super handsome, so you're safe. What did Aubrey say when you reached out? Well, I slid in a DM. she didn't seem to be attached to anyone. And I found out this

is going to be her first Christmas alone because she's actually moved and she's going to be away from

her family. Oh, that's too bad. She should get used to being alone like me. Was she sad about that

or was she happy about it? She was a little distraught. Okay. Yeah, I can see why. Okay. So you're like, this is my moment. I'm going to do something holiday for her. Is that what you're thinking? Of course. I offered to take it to a Christmas tree farm to get her a tree. Aw. So at least she had a season to be jolly filled with a tree in the house. That's cute, too. And I feel like you can be vouched for, right? Like, it's not just some Rando coming into her DMs. Like, it's her co-worker's friend. Yeah. So how did the Christmas tree farm go? It was great. It was great. So what we did, we wore our silly Christmas sweater.

Oh, nice.

And I wore my sweater.

I said, jingle and single.

I love it.

This is great.

I want to do this now.

Her said Santa's favorite, ho, ho.

Nice.

I knew it was going to be an awesome time. So I bought a little bit of those, you know, those small bottles they have on the airplane of alcohol? Yeah, shooters. Yeah. Yeah, I bought a couple of those. I bought like four or five whiskey bottles. And it loosened both of us up. We had such a great time. Okay. I mean, that's a really cute date.

Yes. I mean, what was the highlight of it all for you?

Well, she found a tree that she loved, love, love, love. So I offered to buy it for.

And then I saw the price tag and was like, whoa.

How much you trees cost? Oh, my God. We just got one this weekend. It was $85. Whoa. It was like them three figures. It was pretty high. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Arch was only like five foot tall. Like if you're thinking eight feet or something. That's expensive. Oh, that's not a good look when you offer to pay for something. You're like going back on it afterwards. Like, actually.

That's like me like all day for dinner, seeing the bill. Actually, you want it to. He just saw, you know, a foot off the top. This was actually a three foot or an hour. Well, it's funny because she saw all the look on my face when I saw that price tag. And she was like, all right, we're definitely splitting this. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, we are.

All right.

I think that's okay. And she was like, all right, we're definitely splitting this. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, we are. All right. But still, you paid for half of her tree, bro. That's actually really nice. Okay. But was that the end of the date? You bought her the Christmas tree and that was it? No, no. We tied that bad fella to the top of the car, drove it to her place and set it up. Oh, cute. Wow, you really went all out, bro. I mean, now- I don't know how to do that. I would have been like, okay, good luck. You can't just ditch her with the tree. But it's like you're like fully invested. This is hours of a day. And I also feel like it's like a personal thing to like set up a Christmas tree with somebody. It is. Like it's your tree. You guys put it up together. Well, we put it up together, but I wanted to

stay and decorated, but she said she had dinner plans and she ended up date like that. And I'm like,

okay, cool. She may have to have pre-existing plans. But I've been texting and calling and nothing. Oh, you didn't decorate the tree. Yeah, maybe she didn't want that commitment with you. Do you think that she was telling the truth? Do you think that she really had plans, or you think that was a lie to get out of it? I don't know. I felt like the girl at the sushi restaurant, and I was hoping you guys could help me.

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