Second Date

With dating, people always like to talk about passion and soulmates, finding true love.

Yeah, it'd be great, right?

But sometimes you don't date for love.

That's true.

You date for food.

Oh.

Oh.

Seriously, is there anything more romantic in this world that can bond two people together than a good burrito bowl with a kale smoothie?

Especially when you're not paying.

You kind of lost me at kale smoothie.

I dared you to come up with something hotter than kale smoothies and burrito bowls.

I mean, very fibrous.

Apparently, that's what happened with one of our listeners, Amanda the other day. Amanda claims that she bonded with a guy over some delivery food. So Amanda, welcome to the show. Hi, thank you. It's actually just Amanda. Oh, just Amanda. Oh, the first A is silent then? Oh, my God. That must be really annoying your entire life. It's okay. It's always

like conversation starters. Yeah, that's a good point. All right. I apologize, Manda, for that

atrocious but tell us about the guy that you went out with. What's his name? His name is Ritchie.

Ah, not itchy. Yeah. You pronounce that first R. Yeah.

Okay, she doesn't find it funny. Okay, that's fine. I'm sure you've heard it your whole life. I get it. I get what you guys are doing. That's funny. Okay. Yeah, we like to have a little bit of fun before we get into the details of the date. Cut it out, Rook. You met with Richie over delivery food.

How did that happen?

Yeah, so I live in a really big apartment complex, and when you order food on one of the food apps, you go and pick it up downstairs, and then the area usually is like a little bit

of a hangout kind of becomes like a social gathering.

Oh, that makes sense.

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