Second Date Update.

Hey, what should a sick bird do?

What? Get tweet mint. Oh, no, God. No. Why? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. One of our listeners emailed the show saying he's worried he may have made a bad joke or two when he was on his date. And I just wanted to throw one out there. You better worry. He may be coming for your job. Well, I know. He's better at it than you are. I just didn't want to feel self-conscious about it when he told us. His name's Kyle. Kyle, Kyle, welcome to the show. Hey, how you doing? Oh, man, you can barely contain your laughter, right, Kyle? Yeah. Okay. Pretty funny. Kyle, what did sushi A say to sushi B? No. Wait, I want to know what. I have no idea. Wasabi. Oh, like wasabi. Okay, see, there you go, Kyle. Your jokes couldn't possibly have been much worse than those. And Brooke promises to laugh when she hears you say them. I don't. Okay. Well, we'll get to that in a minute, but first tell us about the lady you went out with. What's her name? Well, her name is Sasha. Okay. I met her at a friend's party. She was wearing a beautiful red dress, but she looked really, really worn out. Oh, wait. That was not. Yeah, I didn't either. I could see through her like the bags underneath her eyes that she was pretty special.

Wow. None of these sounds like compliments, bro. Well, I was, you know, I wanted to know more about her. I didn't know why she was so tired. Interesting. Well, I guess standing out is standing out. Yeah, right? Did you ever find out why she looked so tired?

Well, yeah.

She's actually a paralegal.

So she was up working on this big case with her boss.

Okay.

I mean, so you actually read it right, I guess, which is a positive.

Yeah.

Yeah, called it.

Okay. So how did you parlay a conversation about how exhausted she looked into a date?

So I asked her, you know, if she was so tired, I could carry her into the bedroom and lay her down

to sleep, but she really didn't think that was funny. I am confused. I got it. That was his joke? I got it. Yeah. Okay. I would be appalled. Yeah. I like it now, now that I know you're kidding. Yeah. Of course I was kidding. You know, I. Okay. Did she laugh? Yeah. Did she know? Not at first, but then I said she could carry me.

Okay. All right. You know what, guys? I can hear him. He's one of those funny guys that you have to be there. You know, you maybe don't get it in context. She was there and she didn't laugh. Right. And she'd been up all night. She's exhausted. She's at this party. And then this is what we call a tough crowd.

Okay.

I mean, at the end of the day, you ended up getting a date with her, right, Kyle? Yes. Well, yeah, I got her number from a friend and texted her, and eventually we did go out. Oh, you did go out? Interesting. And what was that like? I'm just shocked, Jeffrey. Okay, just let me. Why do you think he's calling us right now? Well, sometimes that's all the date is for people.

It's like meeting at a party. We've had a lot of those. So what did you guys do for your date? so I picked her up and we went out to dinner but on the way to dinner she noticed that I had a bunch of, like, kids' toys in my back

seat. And she asked about them. Like, I think she thought that I had a family. Any adults should ask.

And I explained to her that the toys are for this toy drive at the church I go to. But I guess

when I explained it, I was kind of nervous or something.

And maybe she thought it was lying.

...