Second Date Update: Sneeze Sympatico

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 18 minutes

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One of our listeners unintentionally did something at the EXACT SAME TIME as his date, and he says it’s a sign of something HUGE! Hear what it is coming up in your Second Date Update podcast!

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Friday and we've got a brand new episode. Yay! Just feel so good. I call it Friday. Oh. But I just made that up. You years ago. You and the 75-year-old kindergarten teacher at my kids school. No, no, I'm cool. All right, let's get to comments before this brand new episode starts. Yes, well, if you missed it yesterday, we aired Brooke Breaks You Up. Yeah, it was a hit. What a roller coaster. It's so fun for us. Brooke wasn't happy about it. I didn't break anyone up. No, yeah, that's true. Despite my best, best efforts. You really did. But Niquo said, I hope Brooke is paid extra for this segment. Yeah, can we forward that to my bosses? Yeah. It's definitely not the case. But hey, thanks for having my back, and I appreciate it. Yeah. You know, not every relationship should be together. That's for sure. At least you don't break in my... You just kind of stirred crap up and then stepped away. No, I definitely think they should have not been together. Yeah, I think a lot of people agree. Yeah. There's a lot of therapy that needed to happen there.
0:57.7	All right. up and then stepped away. No, I definitely think they should have not been together. Yeah, I think a lot of people agree.
0:55.2	There's a lot of therapy that needed to happen there.
0:57.7	All right.
0:58.3	Your brand new second date update, though, starts right now.
1:01.8	Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
1:03.4	Second date update.
1:05.9	Where can you turn for help when you're stuck in your dating life?
1:09.8	Oh, gosh. I have no idea. You could hire a
1:12.7	dating coach to point out all the things that you're doing wrong and why you're not good enough to
1:18.0	attract a mate in your natural form. Or you could just talk to Jeff's mom for that. Yeah.
1:22.0	Yeah. She'll be happy to lay into you and all of your flaws. You could try wading into the
1:26.9	muck of the dating app world,
1:28.3	where there's now been confirmed STD cases from people who just downloaded Tinder.
1:34.3	Wow!
1:35.3	They didn't even meet anybody on it.
1:37.3	And they also gave all of your other app's diseases too.
1:40.3	Oh no.
1:41.3	Or you could just ask your friends for help.
1:44.7	And when they say no, offer them money to do it.
1:48.1	Wait, it's almost like we're back to square one.
1:50.2	Yeah, apparently that's one of our listeners did.
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