second date update Brooke how many horrible dates did you have to go on before you finally found your husband actually don't answer that because I don't want to hear about the 3,024 of them all the fails I would have had some good ones too actually we just got 10 got 10 texts in to 75.92 saying the same thing.

Please don't ask Brooke about her horrible dating.

So I'm glad that we have someone else on the phone right now to share their bad dating stories with us.

His name is James.

And in his email, he said he's been on so many awful dates.

It was just refreshing to finally meet a woman who he described as somewhat normal. Oh. So James, welcome to the show, man. Hey, thanks for having me. I appreciate it. Everyone's thinking, where did you find someone somewhat normal? Yeah. Now, James, a lot of people when they write to us, they focus on the date that they just had. Yeah. But I thought it was

kind of funny that you mentioned a few of the bad experiences that you had before this. Oh,

you went into, like, he went into detail about it. One that you said was you got invited by a girl

to her church picnic. That is correct. She originally told me it was if I wanted to see an outdoor

play. And I thought, you know, like Shakespeare in the park kind of deal or something like that.

Yeah.

And that wasn't the case at all because I get there and she's dressed like the devil.

Oh, whoa.

Her face is painted red.

Oh, no.

So not like a sexy devil like you were hoping for. Not at all. She is screaming fire and brimstone. Everyone's going to hell. Oh, okay. That's kind of hot. So that's a look at dating. I mean, I can use that. We roll play it. Okay. Save that costume for later. Yeah.

Send me to heck. What was the other one that you mentioned? Something about minigolf? Yeah, I went on on a date with a girl with minigolf. I don't know if she had like a medical problem or what, but she couldn't stop farting. Oh, I did not. Sweet. Oh. And mini golf can like, if there's not a lot of people, can be really quiet. Yeah, the windmill isn't that loud, though.

Yeah.

She was trying to tie it with the putter.

Yeah.

Okay.

She's screaming four.

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