Second Date Update

One of our listeners named Lulu emailed us for a second date update

saying that she's been on a bunch of bad dates recently.

Oh, girl.

Oh, wow.

Her message says, one guy took me to Burger King because it was, quote, what he liked to eat.

He ate two full meals by himself and talked about himself the whole time.

At the end, he lunged across the table for a kiss while his whole mouth was covered in sauce.

Ew. That was so gross. He was just looking for a burger queen, okay?

Oh, my gosh. She also wrote, one guy's opening line to me on Tinder was,

if I buy you 20 chicken nuggets, can I do it with you in your car?

I mean, chicken nuggets are really good.

What?

Yeah.

Where's she finding all these fast food fanatics?

Lulu, I think the problem is you need to get off all the fast food dating apps.

Taco Bell match is not working for you.

Yeah, yeah, that seems to maybe be the answer because finding someone on there is impossible. Ah. You don't want to run for the border right here. No. But Lulu, the reason why we're taking your call is because I'm really hoping that we can help you get out of your current dating funk. Okay? So tell us about the guy that you want us to call today. What's his name? Right, right. Trent. Trent, okay? And where did you meet Trent? Should I even ask? I'm bumble. Okay. Yeah, that's a normal one. All right. And so what attracted you to Trent? Was his total lack of interest in fast food?

I don't know.

I feel like at this point, I'm just, not that he didn't seem super interesting,

but I was just trying anyone and anything at this point.

And I think that's where I was kind of running into these people that were a huge

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