Second Date Update.

It's the hot new network special when Netflix and Chill goes wrong.

Wait, what?

That felt right to me.

Anybody else?

I thought there weren't enough whip sounds in this mystery music, so I'm adding in a few more.

Because everybody knows a good mystery needs a devilishly handsome detective cracking the whip.

What?

Like an actual whip.

A real whip.

It's the whip of justice.

Okay, we get it.

The whip of justice.

One of our listeners, Jessica, is looking to get to the bottom of what happened on her date night.

Uh-oh.

The mystery of the man with no plan. This is going to be painful. I knew it. I knew it. Why do I jump every time I hear that? Yeah. It's not a fun whip. Fear the whip, Brooke. I say that because they didn't have a plan for their date. Apparently, they just went to her place. Oh. Anyway.

That was a pretty elaborate opening. Jessica, welcome to the show. Hi. She emailed us like, hey, I just hung out with a guy. Jeffrey's like, I'm going to whip this guy. Now, don't you worry, Jessica. I got my whip ready. You're so weird. Wow. Why don't you tell us about the guy you want us to crack it on?

What's his name?

Stop.

His name is Keeney. Okay. Ouch. We're coming for you, Keeney. Yeah. All right. We're gonna be fun. How'd you meet Ken? I'm excited. We met on Tinder. Okay. I have a question. I mean, no no whips allowed on Tinder. That place is pure.

Is it Kenny or Keeney? Kenny, like Kenny G. Oh, Kenny. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, so, okay, Kenny, he's on Tinder. What do you like about him? Honestly, he seemed like a really cool guy, and I guess I'm kind of old school. Like, we mess this for a few weeks before we actually hooked up. So. Good. That's always good. Right. So we kind of, you know, talk to each other like here and there. And honestly, I just got up like a long-term relationship. So I wasn't really looking for anything too serious and he seemed like very friendly

and not my usual going on a date.

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