Second date update.

Sometimes you can plan the perfect date, but then some outside force that you can't control comes into play and changes everything.

Like a hurricane.

Okay.

Probably shouldn't be going on a date if there's an eminent hurricane about to bear down on you.

Sometimes you just need love.

I guess.

I was thinking more like when Brooke was on a date eating her potato salad and a bird pooped on it.

But it didn't stop her though.

Brooke kept on eating, holding eye contact with that dude the entire time.

Okay, I can usually go along with these, but that one is too far.

I would not eat the potato salad.

I would then steal his food and eat whatever he was eating, Jeffrey.

I'm not sure if our listener, Marshall, has quite the same resilience as Brooke does on her dick.

Let's find out, though. Marshall, welcome to the show, man.

Hey, how's everyone doing?

Oh, it sounds like better than you. It sounds like you had something terrible happen on your date.

We don't know how terrible before we get to the...

Your setup made it feel awful. Bird poop doesn't sound that horrible.

On your food? I don't know. Before we get to

the crazy, whatever thing that happened that derailed the date, let's start with the girl that you met.

Who's she? Yes. So her name's Julia. We met online. She's super cute. Okay. Was there something about

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