Second Date Update: Saved By The Shrimp

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

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The guy in today’s Second Date had to do something DRASTIC in order to save his date from going off the rails. Find out what it was in the podcast!

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0:00.0	Second Date Update.
0:03.0	You guys ever heard of the Rocky dating hack?
0:06.2	Hack?
0:06.8	Yeah, dating hack.
0:07.7	A lot of guys use it when they're about to meet up with someone.
0:10.2	What is it?
0:11.1	You show up to the restaurant 10 minutes early, slide into the bathroom.
0:15.3	You get down on the floor and bust out of tight 50 push-ups.
0:19.2	So your chest gets nice and swole.
0:22.5	You're on the floor of the bathroom?
0:24.5	That is gross.
0:25.3	Rocky does it in like a meat closet.
0:28.7	Look, you're with a bunch of other dudes doing it as well.
0:31.3	I would take a meat closet.
0:32.7	It's like a group workout in there.
0:35.2	And then your date shows up.
0:36.7	They see you all puffed out and masculine.
0:39.6	Suddenly they're thinking, wow, I didn't know I was on a date with secret Hercules.
0:45.1	All right.
0:45.5	Don't shake his hand.
0:47.3	You see these veins popping, girl?
0:48.8	Yeah, he did it by the urinals.
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