Second Date Update: Read My Lips
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2024
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
Running into the last person you would ever want to see while out on a date is a nightmare. It happened to one of our listeners and it might be one of the cringiest Second Dates we’ve ever done!
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| 0:00.0 | Second Date Update. We all want to hit redo sometimes in life. Oh yeah. Like Alexis wants to hit redo on her eyebrows. Hey! Oh, sorry, sorry. I want her to redo her eyebrows. We're staring at it. Yeah, Control Z does. Let me see them. Take your hands off. I haven No. I haven't told you that yet. Have I, Alexis? |
| 0:21.3 | No, Jeff. Thanks for doing that right now. I have a plan. Don't worry. |
| 0:24.7 | We'll talk about that later, though. |
| 0:26.4 | What about when it comes to an awkward situation that happens during a good date? |
| 0:31.8 | And you don't want to redo the whole night. Just redo that awkward moment. |
| 0:36.7 | That's why Scott emailed us for help. And Scott, I know you and I have talked about Alexis's eyebrows, but let's not focus on that right now. All right, we're just here to talk about your date. It's so hard enough to look over. I had no idea bro talk was going like that these days. Yeah. Bro, you see your eyebrows? |
| 0:54.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.0 | No way I would date her. Let's talk about your date, Scott. Who's the girl that you went out with? Okay, her name's Erica. Okay. Normal eyebrows? No, not at all. Oh. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, I'm going to say exceptional eyebrows, baby. I was hoping she had like crazy brows. |
| 1:11.6 | So what did you and Erica do for your date? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, I don't say exceptional eyebrows, baby. I was hoping she had like crazy brows. |
| 1:15.0 | So what did you and Erica do for your date? |
| 1:18.5 | Well, we met online and we went to dinner. |
| 1:19.1 | Okay. |
| 1:20.2 | Nice place. |
| 1:21.3 | Everything's going great. |
| 1:44.2 | I go to wash my hands, and I came out, and I had like a napkin slash paper towel in between my fly. Like it was just hanging. Wait, wait, wait, wait. In your pants? Yeah, because I... Poking out through the zipper. Wait, do guys wipe that? No, I know. He had it on his lap because he's a gentleman at dinner and then it got caught in the zipper. That's my dad. |
| 1:44.8 | You're assuming. |
| 1:45.5 | No, it was a nice restaurant so they don't have like paper towels. They have a nice linen type thing. So after I wash my hands, I have it in my hand and I noticed my fly was still down. So I zipped it up. And I just walked out. And it was stuck in there. Okay. It was. and I just walked out, didn't even know it, and I'm about halfway, and I see her face. |
| 1:45.0 | Look at me. Ducked in there. Okay. It was, and I just walked out, didn't even know it. |
| 2:01.6 | And I'm about halfway, and I see her face. Look at me. Oh, no. And then look down and then look back at me. He's about to show me the most inappropriate magic trip. Either that or you're feeling real confident at that point. Like, oh. Oh, you could see it? Wow. I stopped looking down there. I did that thing where you turn around because obviously she's looking at something else. |
| 2:00.3 | Yeah. |
| 2:01.0 | And I was like, what? And then I looked down. Oh, so embarrassed. And I see it. And... What do you do? I should have turned it around, just pulled it out. No, don't pull it. Oh, oh, oh, then out. Yeah, just out of the the zipper. Like, it can't be that hard. What did you do? Here's what popped into my stupid brain. Oh, no. I thought, why don't we pull it out like a magician just keep being, bing, ding, ding, and pulled it out. Like one of those never-ending scarves up your sleeve? I love it. Exactly. The handkerchief trick. Huh. That's an interesting choice. Was she impressed? She started laughing. Oh, that's good. Then maybe you knew your audience. You know, I think she thinks that I did the napkin thing on purpose to be funny. But yeah, I did not. |
| 3:07.8 | Okay. |
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