All right, we're starting your Monday with a brand new second date update.

And we've got a comment from Mike from Texas who said,

I'm a 60-year-old guy from Houston.

My daughter turned me on to you.

I started listening to you and ended up starting at the beginning and almost caught up to date in less than six weeks.

It's crazy, but I can't start my day or drive without Brooke and Jeffrey. I feel like

we're like your guilty pleasure. Yeah. Maybe not so guilty. I know. Maybe at first, but now you're

like accepting it. Full blown. Yeah, full blown pleasure. Yeah, shout out to your daughter.

Yeah, she's a real one. They show you what's up. Yeah. All right, your brand new second day is

starting right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Second date update.

We've done so many of these calls over the years where the dates kind of start to fall into categories.

There's restaurant, bar, my place, bathtub.

Those are probably the top four. Different than your place, the bathtub? Yeah, those are two separate dates. You don't get to the bathtub until night number two. Who knows where the bathroom is, Alexis? Yeah, I feel like it's outside. Well, for some reason, we don't hear a lot of people taking dates to see a play. Oh, that's fun. Oh, what a good day. Because we don't have very many refined listeners. Too cultural for our audience. Also, you can't really talk during a play. I know. Benefit. Exactly. Well, one of our more cultured listeners, Job, says that's what he did with a woman named Brittany, decided to take her to to a play and I can't wait to hear about it.

Joe, welcome to the show.

Hey, how are you?

Good.

Hey, Joe.

I don't know if I should ask me about the woman

or the play first.

Yeah, what was more exciting?

Well, maybe after my story, you could tell me.

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