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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update PODCAST: Target Date

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2017

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Girls LOVE Target, especially one of our listeners who recently went on a date... to Target! They got to know each other while shopping for basic groceries, and also lots of things no one needs (Because come on its Target), but now she...

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0:00.0

I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.

0:03.6

What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?

0:07.8

Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story.

0:14.7

Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life.

0:20.9

This is Wisecrack. Available now.

0:24.7

Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:30.5

Moving 92.5.

0:33.3

Brook and Jubils. Second Date update.

0:36.6

The girl on the phone to do a second date update today spent her first date in my own personal hell.

0:43.0

Uh-oh.

0:44.0

Chuckie cheese?

0:45.2

No.

0:46.0

Worse than that for me.

0:47.4

Really?

0:48.6

It's been an afternoon together at Target.

0:51.7

I love Target.

0:53.2

Are you kidding me?

0:53.8

I know you do, but as a guy who've had many girlfriends who like to wake him up Sunday morning when he's hung over and go, let's go to Target and walk around for a while, it hurts me to my core to have to talk about this. Her name is Lucia. She's on the phone right now. And apparently, yeah, for her first date,

1:07.7

her in the sky, went to Target. Lucia, how you doing? I'm good. How are you? Oh, my God. Did you, like, go on your date and then come back with, like, the best curtains and that candle that you didn't know that you needed when you left Target? No, that's not what happened. That's why it takes 17 hours to go there.

1:09.3

Oh, they have such good stuff.

1:12.5

Lucia, how does one go on a first date to Target anyway?

1:30.0

Well. why it takes 17 hours to go there. Oh, they have such good stuff. Lucia, how does one go on a first date to Target anyway?

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