Second Date Update PODCAST: New Clear Ideas

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Improv, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2018

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

One of our listeners got a text after his date: "NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN"... So we went ahead and contacted her and the reason she sent that text will BLOW (up) your mind.

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0:10.0	Move in 92.5.
0:12.0	Broken Jubals Second Day. Move in 92.5. N92bels, second date update.
0:16.0	How does that Marilyn Monroe quote go that every single Instagram model posts on their account
0:22.0	at least three times a month.
0:23.4	Is if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.
0:28.0	Yeah, that's the one.
0:30.0	Like you didn't know it.
0:31.0	A. A. I'm crazy. But anyway, Russell Russell who's on the phone for a second date update today
0:36.2	definitely met the girl that he wants to call at his worst I think actually
0:39.8	they were probably both at their worst. Really?
0:43.0	I read your email Russell and the one thing that I thought was hilarious is how you guys met.
0:48.0	Yeah, yeah, that was a good story.
0:50.0	I've never met anybody like that before.
0:52.0	I can't wait to hear it. What happened? We both actually met at a
0:55.8	slurpy machine in a 7-Eleven. Oh, already the romance. Yeah, yeah, it was great. Not what I expected for the day, but we were both super hung
1:06.2	over. We both had crazy nights the night before. And we were just like, I need a slurpy.
1:12.4	I think that's the only time. and we were just like I need a slurpy.
1:13.7	I think that's the only time I really have slurpees anymore.
1:16.8	I feel like I should try those hangover cures from now on.
1:19.5	You can actually drink with them too, just so you know.
1:21.6	Okay, let's slow it down.
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