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Brook and Jubils, Second Date Update.

The guy on the phone to do a second date update today, his name is Evan.

And Evan, in his email email describes himself as a master of the club game.

That's right.

Oh my gosh.

Evan knows how to hit up the ladies when he's out at the dance clubs.

I'm already rolling my eyes.

Are you excited to meet Evan? I am. Not really. Evan, I really enjoyed your email, but I do have a question for you. If you are a master of the club games, why are you on the phone to do a second date update? Shouldn't this girl be like laying next to you in the bed already? Well, sure, but every master has an off day. Let's be on. I guess you're right. Even Bruce Lee missed a kick from time to time. Right. Before we get into the date, what makes you a master of the club game? I mean, I've never done very well in the clubs. So teach me your ways, Sensei. How are you a master? What do you do? Okay, Grasshopper, listen up. What you do is you got to put the girl in the right frame of mind. All right out of the gate. Okay? Now, she's hot. She's beautiful, but you can't make her that hot because then she has all the power. This is so obnoxious to me. Are you one of those dudes that walks up to a girl in the club and you're just like, hey, what's up? That dress makes you look kind of fat. My name's Evan. Can I buy you a drink? I should probably buy you something low carb, though, right? Like you rip on them a little bit. A little bit? That was a lot of ripping. But I have friends like this that like the way to get a girl at the bar is you insult her just enough to where she's feeling insecure. Is that your deal? No, you don't want to insult them. You want to make them think they're beautiful. They're hot, but not too hot, not too beautiful. Okay. Evan, you sound like a raging idiot. So it's more like, hey, you're beautiful. I mean, especially with that blemish on your face. No, normally girls with blemishes aren't that hot, but you make that blemish look hot. Is that more your speed then? That's kind of right. I need to make the girls have to prove themselves to me.

Okay, not the other way around. It's almost like their audition. Oh, my God. They're auditioning to be able to hang out with you, huh? That's right. I mean, this is real. This is really how you feel. Look, I didn't invent the game. I'm just playing it. This is how it goes. I mean, is your goal when you meet these girls at the club just to have a one-night stand? Sometimes what's wrong with that? I mean, was that the goal when you met? What's this girl's name again? Lana. No, I liked Lana. We got along. We were talking. All right. So why do you think she's not calling you back? I don't know. I was making her feel desirable, which is part of the plan, but maybe, maybe I was coming off too much. Maybe my game was off. I was liking her too much. I was into her too much. You gave her too much power. She felt too desirable. Probably. Okay, so take us through the evening then.

Well, okay, we're on the floor dancing.

You know, throwing some moves down.

And Brooke, I'm telling you, even you would like what I got going.

And then we had a little kiss right after the dance.

I mean, nothing huge but nice.

You know, nice.

So we went and found a place to talk somewhere quiet quiet, and we talked for a little bit, got number, she got my number, we, you know, we exchange information. And then I threw out, well, why don't you come back to my place tonight? But I wasn't even thinking in that term. It's just let's keep this going. It's fun. Okay, so she said she wanted to go back with you to your place. So we were leaving, and we're so far as the parking lot, almost in my car, and she gets a text from her friends, and they're worried or something, and she takes off right there. Yeah. So what did she say? I'll call you, though, but my friends are worried about me. Yeah, because her friends were saving her from the douche who's like just trying to take her home after the first night he met her at a club. Don't be rude to Evan. He's calling him for a second date update. You don't have to go to a douche route. I mean, I'm calling you for help. Yeah, I know. We appreciate you calling in. No. Okay, well, you know, we'll do the second date update then because you're a douchebag.

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