2nd date update

We got an email from a guy wanting a 2nd date update who says he thinks he's finally cracked the dating matrix

Honestly, I have no idea what that means if this has to do with have someone taking a blue pill instead of the red pill

I'm gonna be upset. I'm just hoping Keanu Reeves is on the phone right now

I have to help him with his love life. Yeah, it's difficult for him

Keanu, is that you

Not quite as hot Evan, but okay

I didn't mean to be that disappointed. I don't know maybe Keanu will call in later, but I tell us about this

What's this dating matrix thing that you've cracked? What does that mean?

My friends and I came up with this is this kind of

Prospective thing, you know, where say that again? Oh, what?

It's like a trifecta try to test it. Okay, so there's three points to women can have she can only have two never the third

I've seen this is really I don't get it. What kind of points? What does that mean? So they can be hot

They can be sane or they can be single they can be hot and sane, but then they're not single right? Oh

Okay, it's perfect. It works. They can be sane and single, but then they won't be hot

Okay, you can only have two of the three points. I think that works for men too. Yeah, I don't think that it's just a woman

Look over here, brook hello the trifecta right in front of you. Yeah, well, you're not very sane

Oh, are you any of the three points Jeff?

I opened myself up to that

All right, well back to Evan and in your dating matrix you think that you found a girl who's all three

Well, I definitely hope she's all three

Okay, no just real quick before we learn about her

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