Quick, Alexis, before the second date starts, tell everyone hello in Australian. Oh, good day, mate. Oh, there we go. That must be the reason why we're charting in Australia on the top comedy podcast. Yeah, totally hot. All right, thanks for being here. And don't forget, if you do love this much of the show, we've got 45 more minutes of it over on our main feed. Just search Brooke and Jeffrey. Now they understand what we're talking about. Let's get to what you came for.

It's your secondary. of it over on our main feed. Just search Brooke and Jeffrey. Now they understand what we're

talking about. Let's get to what you came for. It's your second date. Second date update.

I've always thought, geez. You always thought someday at the 13.

Puberty is going to get me one day. There it is. There it is, buddy.

Congratulations.

I've always thought that the airline commercials are doing it all wrong.

Why?

You know, instead of talking about how comfortable their seats are or how helpful their flight

attendants can be.

Yeah, which is true.

They should advertise all the hot action that you can get while at the airport. Oh, what? And I'm not just talking about the massage tables where I was recently arrested. Yeah. I can't do that at those massage tables. The lady didn't ask if I was a real masseuse. I just went for it. Oh're giving them a... I'm a giver.

You know that about me.

No massage list now.

But just think, hundreds of thousands of people go through those terminals every single

day.

At least a handful of them have to be cute.

And that's how one of our listeners, Logan, met someone recently.

One of the handful of cute people scrolling through the airport. Logan, welcome to the show. Hey, guys. Oh, my God. Was she in TSA or what happened? You like a lady in uniform? Is that what you're wondering, Jose? I'm always like, whoops, you need to search me? Because I'm willing. I did not get frisked. Okay. Okay. No, you were actually in the airport or you were on the plane? No, I was waiting by the gate. Okay. Oh, that makes sense. And you're both leaving the same city. So chances are good that you guys are from the same place. And who'd you meet? Exactly. So I see her and I, you know, I quickly took inventory of my environment. I was like, oh, there she is. Six o'clock. Got it. Moved a couple of times. Got to where I was sitting right next to her. Oh. So they announced over the speaker that it's going to be a four-hour delay. Oh, my God. The plane didn't come in.

You're the only person excited. This is my window. This is it. You know, I immediately, I could hear her

mumbling under her breath, like, I'm unbelievable. And I was like, man, I tell you, these airlines

are getting to be a real plane in the neck. Oh, okay.

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