Second Date Update: Not-So-Spontaneous

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2021

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

We can all appreciate a guy who puts in effort, but there's a secret formula for just HOW much to put in. The guy in today's Second Date didn't have it figured out and now he isn't getting a call back!

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0:00.0	The second date of date!
0:03.0	And some people go to Starbucks for their morning coffee.
0:07.0	Others go there for their morning squeeze.
0:10.0	Because they sell juice.
0:12.0	Oh god, that stuff is so expensive, though.
0:14.0	Oh my god.
0:15.0	You could also go there to find a hottie.
0:17.0	Hot chocolate.
0:18.0	Oh, they do have good hot chocolate.
0:20.0	I think that when you order, I think your rice is going to be really confused.
0:25.0	I heard squeeze in hottie and I'm fully invested.
0:28.0	But you guys have perverted minds.
0:30.0	I do have the guts with this stuff.
0:32.0	Anyway, one of our listeners, Rob, says he went to Starbucks recently strictly for sex.
0:37.0	What?
0:38.0	Oh my god.
0:39.0	I'm kidding.
0:41.0	I'm kidding.
0:42.0	Oh my god.
0:43.0	That's the new Starbucks seasonal drink.
0:45.0	It's called Strictly Sex.
0:47.0	It's poor for me.
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