Second Date Update.

There's a ton of bad dating terms out there to describe what happened to you, whether you got catfish or breadcrumbed or Mongolian barbecue.

Why is it all taste the same?

It's supposed to be a bad thing.

I'm curious, is there a term for when your date shows up to meet you and then

cancels almost instantly for the rest of the night wait what after she saw you like you're in you're in

you're together yeah and then they like no actually never mind oh how I think that's

disappointment or honesty yeah brutal. Maybe it's one sip wondered, because we need to figure out whatever the term is. I don't think that's going to catch on, but yeah. Okay. Disappointed is what we'll go with for now. Apparently, it happened to our listener Decker that his date bailed almost immediately. At least that's what I got from reading his email. So let's talk about it. Decker, welcome to the show, ma'am. Hey, how you doing? Dude, why would you even want to call this person back if they were that rude? You know, I'm not even, I'm not even sure if she was so rude. I just, I can't figure it out. Huh. I guess maybe we need to understand the story more. No, let's draw conclusions right now without knowing anything. It's usually how I like to do it. I think he had bad hair. Yeah. You know what? Maybe we'll get a few details from you, Decker, if that's okay. Let's just start from the beginning. What's this girl's name? Kelsey.

Okay. And where'd you guys meet? Bumble.

Okay. So it was an online date. Okay. You know, I'll be honest, the last couple of months,

I've been getting a much more positive response on my Bumble profile. I changed my

main picture, and I feel like that did the trick.

What was the big change in the photo?

Yeah.

What other person did you use as your profile pic?

No, no.

I took, it's my face, but I superimposed it on another person's body in a picture.

Well, you know, Luke Combs is in the picture. It was a picture with Luke Combs, and it's my face, so I'm in the picture with Luke Combs. But you never actually met him. You never actually met Luke Combs. I mean, I've actually met a lot of famous people. I worked backstage in some music venues. So I've met a lot of

but I didn't have a picture with Luke Combs.

Why? Use another picture of another celebrity. That's brother. Well, is it a really good

Photoshop job or is it a really like obviously fake one where people would be like, oh, that's funny?

No, it's a pretty good job. I mean, why do you think she went out with me?

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