Second Date Update: MattMan and the Sushi Signals

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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We have a couple favorite listeners who have called into our show for help before and one of them is back today for more. MATT-MAN is back for another Second Date opportunity!

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0:00.0	Second date update.
0:03.0	It's a record-breaking fourth time this person has been on the show requesting our help.
0:08.3	Oh my gosh.
0:09.4	It's none other than the Caped Crusader of Romance.
0:12.9	Oh, when I say caped, I mean, he's got his extra long jammies on this morning.
0:18.8	Matt man is back.
0:20.7	All right, Matt, man. Matt Man is back.
0:38.0	All right, Matt Man. Welcome back, Matt. Hey, thanks for having me, you guys. It's like we're starting to be the superheroes of your life. We're helping so much, you know? We're not super, maybe mediocre heroes. Whatever. Clearly we're not very good at it. But real quick, for those of you who have not heard of Matt Man before, He's a a friend of the show and we call him Matt man cuz on one of the very first dates we ever heard from
0:42.5	him he went out to a movie premiere dressed as the dark night and ever since then his
0:48.1	legend has lived on yes along with his ever active dating profile yeah Matt last time that we heard from you, I thought, tell me from wrong, I thought what you had a girlfriend before. Is that right? Yeah, that one didn't really work out too well, but... Just because one adds doesn't mean it wasn't a success. Sure. You know, I'm sure you learned from it, grew from it. So now we're doing another second date update, so you must have met someone new, right? I did. Yeah, I met a, I met a girl Jackie on the app. Okay. What'd you like about Jackie? I mean, right off the bat, she was great. I mean, she looked just like her pictures. Was that a bat pun or no? What? Oh, right off the bat. Gotcha. I was thinking he was going to call her Jacker, like Joker. Yeah. Mine was better. Okay. Well, she looked like she said she was going to look. I like the standards are still very high. We didn't lie off the get-go. All right.
1:45.8	What'd you end up doing with Jackie?
1:48.9	Well, Jackie, she wanted me to pick her up.
1:53.0	So I decided to hop in my mat-mobile.
1:54.9	Oh, nice.
1:55.6	All right.
1:57.1	What's the actual car?
1:59.0	It's a Hyundai.
1:59.8	Okay. I can see a Hyundai.
2:01.2	Just like the real bad thing.
2:04.3	Classy.
2:05.1	Very economical.
2:05.8	Oh, look at the gas mileage on that thing.
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